I have not packed yet

My things are not in a bag. They are on my bed. I look at them and think, 'Are these the correct things? Perhaps there is a completely alternate set of things that would serve me better? Is it a mistake not to bring a shovel?' I have therefore stopped thinking about that and decided instead to work out how this thing works. So far it seems to be that I type words here and then everyone can see them via the internet, whether they chose to look at them or not is a completely different matter.

Questions that will be answered throughout this trip:

By the end of the trip will Patrick's facial hair look good? (Probably not)
What is the reddest Patrick's skin can go before it falls off? (Probably very red)
Is it a good idea to go on a cycling holiday without a bike? (Probably not)
Are the Greeks good drivers? (I've heard they are erratic)

There are probably more questions to be answered but these four seemed the most pertinent to me. Hopefully by the time I start travelling I will have some more interesting things to say.

I'm going to test out this thing's picture attaching functionality:

Yep, that works.

Ready to go.